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It was a god's meeting.
A god's meeting!?
We caught Akemo-san and told him that Ikoma-chan is in trouble.
[Ikoma-chan is in trouble!?]
And then Nojou-san...
[Nojou-san is in trouble!?]
By chance, Shirai-san was there.
[Shirai-san is in trouble!?]
That Ikuta-san!
He had a two-shot with Ijiri-waka.
[Ikuta-san had a two-shot with Ijiri-waka!?]
This is the 5th episode of "No Giving Go!".
If I were to describe this episode in the words of young people today...
- I see. - It's a "god episode".
"God episode"!?
As "No Giving Go!" where everything can be summarized in this 5th episode,
we asked ourselves if we could make anything more.
- First of all, it's an opening prank. - We did it.
- The title of this episode is "Ridiculous Dodgeball". - I see.
Since it's "Ridiculous Dodgeball", we're filming it in secret from the members entering the studio.
Like, "Okay, everyone, please catch the ball".
There's a basket of balls on a small table.
As soon as the members go to catch them, they come out of the basket and chase them around.
- That's the opening prank. - It's the 5th episode, right?
- It's the 5th episode. - It's the 5th episode, so you're not used to my tongue yet.
- You're not used to my tongue yet, so if you chase them, they'll run away. - They're running away like crazy.
If you look at the script, it says "catch one person and call the title".
I don't know who I should catch.
I caught the person I really wanted to chase in front of me,
- and it was Akimoto and Mana-chan who I caught. - Wow.
- The current captain. - The current captain, yes.
I caught Akimoto and said, "Okay, "No Giving" is about to start".
- You said "yeah", right? - I said "yeah", and when I said "No Giving" is about to start,
I said "tongue out" to Akimoto.
The first person I said "tongue out" to the members of Nogizaka46 was Akimoto.
- So Akimoto was the first one? - Yes.
- This is a memorable moment. - A memorable moment.
- That's right. Akimoto was the first one to say "no giving" to everyone. - That's right.
- And that's how "muchaburi dodgeball" started. - "muchaburi dodgeball."
Of course, this is a rule that AKB judges have used in AKB.
"muchaburi" is written on the dodgeball.
The person who got it right with the dodgeball has to do the "muchaburi" as well.
That's how "nagashima" started.
- He's good at it. - Nagashima got it right with "ikoma-chan."
- When Mori P. came and talked about "ikoma - chan"... - I knew about it.
He said it, but he had to say it in detail.
- And what was written on the "muchaburi dodgeball" was a rubber patch. - He said "rubber patch."
- You add this rubber and pull it, but it's scary, right? - It's scary. It's really scary.
Wow, you're pulling it hard. Ikoma-chan, let's go!
When I say "pero pero pero pero" to this rubber...
- Ikoma-chan says "no!" so the rubber speaks. - It speaks.
- It goes "wahh!" - It comes to me with that momentum.
- First of all, laughter is born. "Ikoma-chan, nice!" - Yes.
After that, when you have to do it again...
Ikoma-chan, you're in trouble! You don't know which one you ate!
- It comes to you and says "smell it." - Yes.
- You smell it and say "this one is embarrassing too." - Yes.
- "How did you know?" "Because it smelled like toothpaste." - That's what it says, right?
- "It smelled like toothpaste" means "it smelled like toothpaste." - It smells like toothpaste.
- It's such a perfect flow. - "Because it's scary."
- You say "let's talk for 5 seconds." - Yes.
- "5, 4, 3, 2," and you talk. - Yes.
- Ikoma-chan reacts. - Yes.
- Everyone goes to Ikoma-chan and says "it's okay." - Yes.
- In the meantime, I steal that rubber band and say "Ikoma-chan, please notice it soon." - Yes.
- "Ikoma-chan, please notice it soon! If you don't notice it soon, I'll lick you!" - That's right!
- It comes out of a good place and passes by! - Yes.
- The staff is reflected in the picture. - Yes.
Then, Mouri-san laughs out loud.
- That's right. - I'm beaten up.
- I'm like, "No!" - I see.
- I feel like I'm going to cry. - Yes.
- I was 48 years old at the time. - Yes.
- I was playing the role of Okama in a play. - I see.
- If you practice Okama for a month... - Yes.
- You'll naturally cry in real life. You should be careful about this. - Yes.
I usually say, "No!" so it came out on the screen.
This is still a one-year flow.
- You can watch Ikoma-chan's VTR about 200 times without getting tired of it. - Yes.
- Ikoma-chan's VTR... - You can already watch it.
Ikoma-chan's partner was the one that was developed without the script that Mori-san mentioned.
- I hope you all watch it. - Yes.
- And the next one is also legendary. - Yes.
- I'm just saying it because it's written in the script. - It's written in the script.
The next one that was written in "Muchaburi Dojimori" was...
"Soumen Hayaguri" came out!
Iku-chan got it right.
Iku-chan usually drinks vinegar.
- She's strong and has a lot of vinegar. - Yes.
When I think of reacting,
Iku-chan eats it and says, "It's delicious!"
This is crazy!
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
I think it's probably Wakatsuki-san's voice.
She said, "I always drink vinegar."
- She said it there. - Yes.
- And Nojou-san sits down. - She sits down.
- Ikoma-chan's fine play is here. - One of them is shown here.
- In Ikoma-chan's VTR... - Yes.
Did she think that she wouldn't succeed if she didn't get a reaction from Nojou-san here?
- Yes. - In addition, when Nojou-san drinks it,
- she adds vinegar. - She adds vinegar.
- Nojou-san eats it. - She eats it.
After one second of eating it,
she spits it out!
- It's legendary. - It's delicious.
- It's really delicious. - The fifth "No Giving" is...
- Ikoma-chan's "Omupachi". - "Omupachi", yes.
- And Nojou-san's "Sumomen wo dasu". - Yes.
How can I go any further than this?
- The next one is "Mach 50kg Diet". - Yes.
- And Akimoto-san gets this one. - Yes.
And Akimoto-san puts in this giant balloon, right?
And at that moment, she says, "Please don't go wild!"
- while shaking it, "Please go wild!". - Yes.
- Akimoto-san understands it. - Yes.
She chases the members around, right and left, right and left.
- She doesn't know when it will break. - She doesn't know.
- It breaks just when she comes to the center. - It breaks.
- It's amazing. - It's fine. You can take it off, right?
- It's fine. - Right?
"You stopped at a good place", I said.
- And I said, "I have this for you, Akimoto-san!". - You have it, right?
- I was like, "Okay!", and hit this spot. - You hit it, right?
- So, where I had to make a voice request, I said "Akimoto-kun". - Oh! "Kun" finally came up!
- It came up! After Matsumura-kun! - After Matsumura-kun!
The second time I didn't make a voice request was here.
- They found out that I didn't make a voice request for this floor, Akimoto-san. - They found out!
- The next discovery is... "Fart Air Cannon"! - Ohohohoho!
- It's like an experiment of an electric car. - It's like an experiment of an electric car.
- There's a ring in the cardboard box like this. - There is, yes.
- And if you pop it, the air ring will go. - It's like an experiment of an electric car.
- It really stinks. - It really stinks.
- It's in the cardboard box like this, but I have this small bottle of air ring. - Yes.
- I asked the staff to let me smell it. - Yes.
- And I happened to have Shiraishi-san with me. - "Try smelling it."
- I said that and... - It really smelled!
- I smelled it a little and... - "Whoa!" I said and fell down so much that I couldn't catch up with the camera.
- I made Shiraishi-san smell the smell of his fart and the smoke. - Oh, that's scary!
- I did that to Fukagawa-san and... - You did it.
- I made Fukagawa-san smell the smell of his fart and Fukagawa-san also fell down from the chair and did a reaction. - Oh, that's scary!
- You said "seibo", right? - Yes, I did say "seibo".
- "Seibo" and "onarao" (fart) - That's a great combination!
- It's the opposite of "seibo". - Yes.
- And at the end of this "muchaburi dodgeball", - Yes.
- you'll hear the word "gyaku ebi gatame". - "Gyaku ebi gatame".
- The one who'll get it is Nishino-san. - Nishino - san.
- He'll appear here. - "Who will do the 'gyaku ebi gatame'?"
- The one who'll appear is the professional woman, Nakano-san. - Yes.
- She'll make Nishino-san lean forward like this... - She'll make him lean forward like this...
- She'll say "lift up your legs!" - "Lift up your legs!"
- She'll lift up her legs like this, and Buru-san will stand up like this... - Yes.
- And she'll say "open your legs!" to Nishino-san. - Yes, yes.
- That's... - "That's not nice of you!"
- "Open your legs like this!" - That was Nishino - san!
- I can't say "open your legs!" to Nishino-san. - You can't say it to Nishino-san.
- But Buru-san can say it, right? - Yes.
- And Nishino-san's "oh, this is embarrassing" comment is also cute.
I was stabbed in the back of the head and my body was sucked in, and I thought I was going to cry, so I asked if I should give up quickly, but it wasn't easy to
give up and say, "It's okay, it's okay, give up," and give up.
This is the fifth time, and after taking this punishment game, we will take the fourth time, but
Nishino's reaction when he was stabbed in the back of the head on the fourth time was very exciting.
I'm saying that I'm not good at variety shows because I'm so excited after taking this embarrassing and painful punishment game, but
looking back, I think I liked variety shows as much as I thought.
After being so embarrassed and painful, I was very happy to be doing the opening of the next recording with such a fun look.
So, through this whole thing, there are even more times when I said that this episode is god's episode.
There are still more here.
Every time, there is a member who is not good at it and a member who is not good at it, but this time there was.
This time it was Ikuta.
This was one or the other.
Ikuta said, "Look, it's delicious," and ate it.
The truth is, after Ikuta said, "This time it's no good," and I thought I had to say it, but Ikoma- chan said, "It wasn't interesting unless you did it in one shot."
She said what I had to say.
So, Ik-chan, you're not good at it now.
Ikoma-chan said that I was told by Ijii-san.
So, Ik-chan and Ikoma-chan did a two-shot together and said, "Yes, today is Ikuta's high-speed tongue- kissing."
Ikoma-chan said, "I'm embarrassed," but Ikoma-chan said, "I have to do it," and Ikoma-chan did it in a two-shot.
That Ikuta-san.
Now, musicals and such are coming out a lot.
I'm really sorry that Ijii-san and Ikoma-san are doing tongue-kissing in a two-shot.
Ikuta-san and Ikoma-san, I'm sorry, but I saw Iku- chan's tongue in slow motion.
Oh, Ijii-san?
Wow, this is also interesting.
I say it every time, but Ijii-san's tongue was up and down with his tongue out, but Iku-chan's tongue was out and in, so Iku-chan's flow was different.
Now it's a big actress and Ijii-san.
Ijii-san lined up next to me and said, "My tongue is out of line."
That's why it's a god meeting from beginning to end.
It's a god meeting.
This fifth episode is a wonderful production.
Speaking of "series", from the opening prank...
From the opening prank...
We caught Akimo-san.
And it was this episode that the first personal attack tongue was born.
It was this episode.
And the dodgeball with Ikoma-chan.
This flow was perfect.
And Nojo-san's "suo" was down.
And Akimoto-kun was calling me.
And Shirai-san snorted and reacted.
And Nishino-san spread his legs.
And Iku-chan and I did a two-shot and did a high- speed tongue.
What I definitely want you to broadcast is...
If there's anything I didn't notice in the last episode, please comment.
When I read the last comment...
One person said, "Iku-chan, you were doing a high- speed tongue."
Thank you for talking about it this time.
I got a hint from those comments.
Thank you very much.
Now, we've delivered the fifth episode of "Kamikai".
We'll look back on the sixth episode and look forward to it.
Thank you very much for today.
Today is...
It's an event where group idols called "peel the apple" get together for the first time.
The first "Peel the Apple" meeting!